So, you ladies and gentleman are here to find a story, aren’t you?
Well… have I got a tale for you.
My last master was Lorraine Miller. I have had plenty of owners in my 87 years in this world, but I don’t know that any have affected me as much as Ms Lorraine Miller. She wasn’t the best owner, I don’t think she oiled me once in all the five years she had me. But she was kind, and I always felt for her plight. Although, she had a few loose screws and maybe needed an oiling herself – I still liked her, right from the beginning. I think you will too. Ms Miller always typed so gently, as if she was afraid of the letters that would come unravelling.